This is hilarious. Thanks for the obituary, Greg!!

Well, the joyous season always has its down moments. The ongoing saga of our beloved Mr. Grinch has come to a bittersweet end. Saturday, after his open heart surgery, he was placed back in his place of honor overlooking all the other decorations in the back yard but suffered a traumatic blow to his seams
that reduced his air pressure to a point that he couldn't stand up on his own again. He was rushed back into emergency surgery but to no avail. Although he tried to recover from the inoperable seam re-sealing procedure, he just couldn't hold any pressure. He was laid to rest in the dumpster Monday morning in a quiet and peaceful manner to join all his other decorations that have gone to the happy living room/lawn in the sky.


